Conversations Between a Man and Wife

Wife: (mad txt'n)

Husband: (staring at wife)

Wife: (still mad txt'n)

Husband: "what are you doing?"

Wife: "Hold on"

Husband: "Is that your BFF?"

Wife: "Hold on I'm txt'n her back"

Husband: "How many txt's is that? Like 10?"

Wife: "I don't know....I guess...."

Husband: "Why don't you just call her?"

Wife: "Because we're both busy and talking would take too long"

Husband: "and this doesn't? I don't get y'all"

Wife: "It's a girl thing honey"

Husband: (slaps head)