A letter to the Eggitor

Dear Eggitor, President Uter'rus, and Over-here-ies,

I just wanted to let you know that I was pretty upset w/your last performance.

I mean how could you work in great unison together....get a girl's hopes up and then fail like that? Didn't you realize how many people were counting on you and excited and cheering you on? I even made banners ready to stand on the sidelines as you were on your race to keep you motivated in the final months/weeks/days! You worked brilliantly the 4 times previous...I know you have a few more great performances in you left!!

But then there was that horrid day that I was told you failed me and I lost my little treasure. I was angry, hurt, confused and sad. I mean how? You've never failed us before.

So I'm writing to let you know I'm giving you a few more chances.
We're ready to try this all over again and really need your full undivided attention.

So, what can I do for you to make things work this time? Need a mani/pedi? Done....Need a full body massage...Done! You name it and I'll do what I can to make it happen so that you can be in your best tip top shape!

I just really really really enjoy the benefits from what the 3 of y'all working together can accomplish (with a little help from the mrepS too)....and we're looking forward to trying this all again!

Fingers crossed!