From Ji Na's to Fighting Kids...

UGH...see what happens when the kids get out of school on a Thursday...Hubs takes off work on Friday...and I never get sleep! Today doesn't feel like Saturday...or is it?

No the magic new big bed isn't working. She will start off on her side and ends up next to me to get a boo-boo. Any tips for weaning at night? I hate being hit by her

Have you ever as a Mom told a fib?

So I'm bathing littlest demon in the tub...it's bubble bath night....I like this quiet time b/c little girl can splash and I can sit there watching her splash and read my book or magazine. I mean granted it's only 10 mins of reading bliss, but 10 is 10. So I sit on the top of the toilet lid...splash w/baby...read and then BOOM..

Door opens

Mini Me busts in sobbing b/c her Justin Beavers (as I like to call him) poster was missing. She is screaming at the boys accusing them of taking it.

(baby starts pointing to body parts saying each one...she gets to vagina and starts shouting "JI-NA JI-NA JI NA")

The oldest boy runs in behind her screaming "Justin's gay...but I didn't take the poster"

(still screaming JI NA JI NA JI NA)

2nd boy screams from other room...."I agree w/Grayson...Justin's Gay"

Which only makes Mini Me cry harder

"NOOO he's not gay...he's awesome...I love him"

(JIIIII NA JIIII NA)

boys "Justin's stupid too and so is his hair"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM make them stop"

So I stand up...announce I'm going to take a poo and those who want to watch can stick around and start to pretend to hike up my skirt to make the kids scurry away!

Whew...then I just sit back on the toilet lid w/a smile on my face pretending to poo!

I mean a mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do!

Little girl is still shouting 'JI NA JI NA JI NA"

So I say..."Yes sweetie that is your Ji Na..." and she quits!

I love Mommyhood! Can't wait to add more! (wink)