What's a Pregnancy Brain Fart?
Fart is such a funny word...I mean odd b/c we don't want our kids using it but I use it when my brain doesn't work....
Take yesterday for instance..
Read my grocery list
We were heading to Walmart last night b/c we needed to pick up hubs blood pressure med's. I realized we needed a few more things and grabbed pen and paper...after I handed it to hubs and asked if he needed to add anything.
Hubs: Did you read this?
Me: Well I wrote it...why?
Hubs: Because I don't know what something on the list is
Me: Like what?
Hubs: Not sure I know what "Toilet Juice is"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha neither do I!
So what makes our brain sections turn to mush? Well I chalk it up to the baby taking over all aspects of our body...ie..my skin is no longer gorgeous...I say it's b/c the baby is sucking all my clean skin for itself. My balance...to give the baby grace....list could go on..
So I guess baby's need smart brains and take some from mom!
We go to check out and Lily is acting up a bit. (big surprise) So I ask hubs to walk her a bit while I unload the buggy. I finish unloading and glance around to find them...and what do I see?
Hubs has her playing in one of those huge sock bins. She's having a dandy time and all I can do is cover my eyes and hope no one recognizes the child....
Hubs is now convinced the new baby is a Girl. He had a dream. BOOM that's all it took. He was right on guessing Lily was a girl (I swore we were having a boy) and now his dream is the key!
His preg dream....
He was walking in another city that had a subway. He wanted to make sure all the kids were safe so he asked the boys to hold Lily's hand and he and kate took our other "daughter's" hand. SO there you have it...the man has spoken...we're having a girl! hee hee
Take yesterday for instance..
Read my grocery list
We were heading to Walmart last night b/c we needed to pick up hubs blood pressure med's. I realized we needed a few more things and grabbed pen and paper...after I handed it to hubs and asked if he needed to add anything.
Hubs: Did you read this?
Me: Well I wrote it...why?
Hubs: Because I don't know what something on the list is
Me: Like what?
Hubs: Not sure I know what "Toilet Juice is"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha neither do I!
So what makes our brain sections turn to mush? Well I chalk it up to the baby taking over all aspects of our body...ie..my skin is no longer gorgeous...I say it's b/c the baby is sucking all my clean skin for itself. My balance...to give the baby grace....list could go on..
So I guess baby's need smart brains and take some from mom!
We go to check out and Lily is acting up a bit. (big surprise) So I ask hubs to walk her a bit while I unload the buggy. I finish unloading and glance around to find them...and what do I see?
Hubs has her playing in one of those huge sock bins. She's having a dandy time and all I can do is cover my eyes and hope no one recognizes the child....
Hubs is now convinced the new baby is a Girl. He had a dream. BOOM that's all it took. He was right on guessing Lily was a girl (I swore we were having a boy) and now his dream is the key!
His preg dream....
He was walking in another city that had a subway. He wanted to make sure all the kids were safe so he asked the boys to hold Lily's hand and he and kate took our other "daughter's" hand. SO there you have it...the man has spoken...we're having a girl! hee hee
Comments
I had pregnancy brain farts... now I just have mamma brain farts!
I can't wait to see if you really are having a girl!?!?!!!!
Now since you are all so sure you are having a girl, I'm going to have to say I think you are going to have a boy just to be different, ha!
I didn't get pregnancy brian to bad, but there were moments here and there, ha ha, too funny!
Were you going to get juice and toliet bowl cleaner, or did you just mean toliet bowl cleaner?? Ha!