Lily-ism's #259

Here's the latest...

Lily:  "Mom I know why the baby isn't coming out yet!"

Me:  "You do?  Wow...tell me ...."

Lily:  "Because there isn't a hole for him to come out" 

 (ohhhhhh Lily my dear if only you knew hahahahahaha)

Lily  "I'm going to marry a boy named Gavin and he draws houses....and I'm gonna be a Mommy just like you with big boobs too"  

(lovely....)

Me:  "Hi Sweetie Pie...what do you want for breakfast?"

Lily:   "Don't call me Sweetie Pie...I'm more of a Cherry Pie"

Lily:  "Reid looks like Trouble.  You better do something about that before the baby comes"

Me:  "Lily you need to come pick up all your dolls before you start playing with something else"

Lily:  "I can't Mommy....They are busy at a very important party"

(uhhh nice try.....she developed laziness like her siblings)

Me:  "Lily want do want to do today?"

Lily:  "Hate!"

Me:  "You're gonna do Hate?  Why are you going to do that?"

Lily:  "Because I'm always Good...I want to be different today"

And for good measure....

Trouble likes to suck the ketchup containers dry.....Pucker up....Wanna a kiss?