Parenting Junk...I Got This....

You're busy taking photos of the kids and you happen to capture one of them falling.....and you don't realize until you are viewing your photos and see in the snapshots him falling....look up and yep...there he is on his back looking confused

You know you're a good parent when........

You JUST NOW realize that your soon to be 5 yr old has 2 different color eyes...

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It's a good feeling being a parent when.........

you're sitting on the floor and your child comes and sits on your leg and then yells at you to get off them

your child screams she wants apple juice and you get her some and she cries because she was hungry

when you give your kids vitamins and you have a red and blue and let them choose the color.  One picks red and eats it.  The other kid picks blue and eats it....Then red child cries because they changed their mind after they swallowed and wanted blue too.

your child is about to fall so you help hold them and then they get mad b/c you helped them not fall

your daughter wakes and comes downstairs and you say "Morning Princess" and she screams 

"I'M NOT A PRINCESS"

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Nothing grosses you out anymore...

your child does #2 on the potty and you are helping them wipe.  You then realize the toilet paper wasn't really on your hand  and instead your hand did the wiping

you wipe your kids boogey with your fingers....and then go to wipe it off..and it won't wipe...and you keep trying to get it off and it keeps rolling....and you wipe harder again and it gets wedged under your finger nail.  by this point the whole booger could have just stayed in his nose...for pete's sake